The weather is stealing Abbotsford’s trampolines

The weather. It is stealing your trampolines.

Forget your kids and spouse – hide your trampolines!

There’s a smooth criminal out there on the prowl for these jumping mats, and stealing them without mercy.

Who is this depraved thief, you ask? Which grinch is stealing the joy from our city’s children? Who would commit such a joyless act?

The weather.

Yes, that wretched wind that has knocked out the power for thousands, halted ferries, grounded planes, blown over countless innocent trees and, in general, been a nuisance is the same culprit behind several trampoline thefts.

The weather is stealing Abbotsford’s trampolines.

“Received a gift from the neighbour last night.”

Shelley Friesen/Facebook

It’s a summary offence at best.

“Found it!!!! It’s over 200 m away from my house”

Mia Le/Facebook

But given the repeat offences, we think this should proceed by indictment.

Jennifer Dawn/Facebook

We recommend the maximum penalty!

BMR Counselling & Consulting/Facebook

Throw away the key!

”Someone on Sandringham lost their trampoline during the night.”

Angela/Submitted photo

The wind clearly has shown no remorse for its crimes.

Jody Carson/Facebook

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Dustin Godfrey | Reporter

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